I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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