? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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