thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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