Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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