I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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