I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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