oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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