: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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