38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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