They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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