Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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