if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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