god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
