so that wasnt chicken after all
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
