I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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