i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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