Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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