just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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