Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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