And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize