Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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