May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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