Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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