I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
