have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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