I'm jealous of your bromance
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Rumble strips road head = magical
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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