i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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