Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
