Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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