I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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