i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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