So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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