My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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