How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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