? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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