Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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