Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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