all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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