Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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