it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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