This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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