He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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