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I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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