what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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