I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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