I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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