so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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