Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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