Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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