I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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