Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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