Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
as a side note pls kill me
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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