How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
this is an emotional support booty call
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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