no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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